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(415): View more from California

if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.

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(239): View more from Florida

Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.

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(480): View more from Arizona

"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"

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(317): View more from Indiana

The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband

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