The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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