Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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