I think i sorta joined a cult last night
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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