would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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