I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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