Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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