I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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