Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
