i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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