I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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