is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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