I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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