it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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