I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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