I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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