Sponge bath it is.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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