The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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