doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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