Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
