My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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