It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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