You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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