i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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