trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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