I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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