As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Do plants get herpes?
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