I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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