I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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