check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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