i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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