i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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