at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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