At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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