so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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