There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
