she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You need Xanax blowdarts
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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