Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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