from now on my penis is your penis
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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