i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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