Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
