i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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