Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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