We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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