i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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