i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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