Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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