She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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