that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Im part way to drunk.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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