dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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