Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
