just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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