Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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