she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think people are normalizing furries
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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